Series Seed · backed by funds you've heard of

Ship localhost to the planet.
Trust absolutely no one.

Moepipe is the AI-native, WireGuard-powered edge mesh that turns any box — your laptop, a Raspberry Pi, that server humming under the desk — into a globally-addressable, zero-config, deny-all-by-default production endpoint. No ports. No DDNS. No ops team. Just moe up.

Start shipping — it's free* Book a demo * free as in "we haven't figured out monetization"

Deployed with unwavering confidence by teams at

Hyperscale™Nebula Labs◇ QuorumDuskCloud Meridian AIFoldspaceOvertone
The numbers investors love

Hyperscale metrics. Pre-revenue economics.

99.99%
Uptime
* aspirational, not contractual
12ms
p50 at the edge
on a good day, one hop
40M+
Requests routed
† cumulative, since Tuesday
0
Breaches, ever
‡ also 0 active tenants, technically
Platform

Everything you need to disrupt a category you just invented.

One deployable control plane converges a Postgres source-of-truth into a Headscale mesh and an APISIX gateway. We put it in a slide anyway.

Zero-trust by default

Deny-all from t=0. Every tenant is cryptographically isolated on a single flat tailnet — a policy templated from the registry, validated as the exact bytes pushed.

actually true

AI-native routing

Our proprietary models anticipate your traffic before your users do, pre-warming edges across seventeen availability zones.

the "AI" is a regex

WireGuard-powered mesh

Kernel-speed encryption with userspace convenience. Enrol a node in one command; it's globally addressable before your coffee lands.

genuinely fast

Self-hosted, cloud-optional

Your keys, your metal, our dashboard. Secrets never leave RAM; home is contacted only at deploy. Sovereignty as a service.

your keys, your problem

Infinitely scalable

From one user to one user, seamlessly. Our architecture is validated to handle a handful of people the founder knows in real life.

n = a few friends

SOC 2 · ISO 27001

Enterprise-grade compliance, thoughtfully in progress. The auditor has been contacted. The auditor has not yet replied.

in progress (forever)
How it works

Idea to public URL in three commands.

No port-forwarding. No DDNS. No load balancer you'll misconfigure at 2am.

01 — Enrol

Drop a box into the mesh

One command joins your laptop, Pi, or under-desk server to a private WireGuard tailnet under a single privileged edge node.

02 — Converge

The edge configures itself

A reconciler drives your intent into a deny-all Headscale policy, an L7 APISIX gateway, and a wildcard TLS cert. Idempotent, self-healing, boring.

03 — Ship

Serve a real hostname

Your service is live at *.pipe.moe with a publicly-trusted cert. Share the link. Close the ticket. Update the deck.

Traction

Beloved by operators. Adored by their cap tables.

"Moepipe replaced our platform team, our SRE rotation, and — honestly — our couples therapist."

A. FounderCEO & Chief Vision Officer

"I still don't fully understand what it does, but the deck had a really nice gradient. Wired same day."

General Partnera fund with a one-word name

"We went from idea to Series A in the time it took to finish reading this testimonial. Still in stealth."

Anonymouscurrently pre-product, post-hype
Pricing

Simple, transparent, wildly speculative pricing.

Every tier ships the whole platform. The prices exist purely to look legitimate on a slide.

Hobby
$0 /forever

For builders, dreamers, and people avoiding their actual job.

  • Unlimited tunnels & mesh nodes
  • Wildcard TLS, zero-trust ACLs
  • Community support (the founder, texting back)
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Pro Most speculative
$20 /mo

For teams who keep saying "we should really monetize this."

  • Everything in Hobby, but with a badge
  • Priority routing & "AI" insights
  • A dashboard chart that goes up and to the right
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Enterprise
Let's talk

For orgs whose procurement process is longer than our runway.

  • SSO, audit logs, SLAs (aspirational)
  • Dedicated Slack we ignore you in, slower
  • A quarterly business review no one attends
Contact sales
Series A — now assembling the round

We're not building a company.
We're building a thesis.

Join 12,000 developers on the waitlist* and help us redefine the edge, the mesh, and — eventually — the very concept of a URL.

* 11,988 are bots.  Investors → pitch@pipe.moe