Moepipe is the AI-native, WireGuard-powered edge mesh that turns any box — your laptop, a Raspberry Pi, that server humming under the desk — into a globally-addressable, zero-config, deny-all-by-default production endpoint. No ports. No DDNS. No ops team. Just moe up.
Deployed with unwavering confidence by teams at
One deployable control plane converges a Postgres source-of-truth into a Headscale mesh and an APISIX gateway. We put it in a slide anyway.
Deny-all from t=0. Every tenant is cryptographically isolated on a single flat tailnet — a policy templated from the registry, validated as the exact bytes pushed.
actually trueOur proprietary models anticipate your traffic before your users do, pre-warming edges across seventeen availability zones.
the "AI" is a regexKernel-speed encryption with userspace convenience. Enrol a node in one command; it's globally addressable before your coffee lands.
genuinely fastYour keys, your metal, our dashboard. Secrets never leave RAM; home is contacted only at deploy. Sovereignty as a service.
your keys, your problemFrom one user to one user, seamlessly. Our architecture is validated to handle a handful of people the founder knows in real life.
n = a few friendsEnterprise-grade compliance, thoughtfully in progress. The auditor has been contacted. The auditor has not yet replied.
in progress (forever)No port-forwarding. No DDNS. No load balancer you'll misconfigure at 2am.
One command joins your laptop, Pi, or under-desk server to a private WireGuard tailnet under a single privileged edge node.
A reconciler drives your intent into a deny-all Headscale policy, an L7 APISIX gateway, and a wildcard TLS cert. Idempotent, self-healing, boring.
Your service is live at *.pipe.moe with a publicly-trusted cert. Share the link. Close the ticket. Update the deck.
"Moepipe replaced our platform team, our SRE rotation, and — honestly — our couples therapist."
"I still don't fully understand what it does, but the deck had a really nice gradient. Wired same day."
"We went from idea to Series A in the time it took to finish reading this testimonial. Still in stealth."
Every tier ships the whole platform. The prices exist purely to look legitimate on a slide.
For builders, dreamers, and people avoiding their actual job.
For teams who keep saying "we should really monetize this."
For orgs whose procurement process is longer than our runway.
Join 12,000 developers on the waitlist* and help us redefine the edge, the mesh, and — eventually — the very concept of a URL.
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